PSLE? I don’t care.

December 13, 2008

After having a heated argument with an obnoxious and rude S-O-A-B (mind you, I barely know him) who accused me of not caring about what happens in my life just because I said, “I didn’t give a damn about PSLE”,

I have decided to write this post and dedicate it to some sibei clever people, namely:

Those who think that they’re oh-so-clever just because they did well at PSLE.  

Those who think that PSLE is everything.

Those who think that PSLE decides your life.

Those who think they have the right to look down on people because they did well at PSLE. 

You know what?

I suggest that you book an appointment with the neurologist because your brain’s so fucked up I don’t think you know what you’re saying. And didn’t your mum teach you not to look down on people?

PSLE does not decide how your life would turn out to be. It tells you which school and which stream you’re going to but it doesn’t decide whether you’d become a regular 9 to 5 office worker or a doctor or whatever. Don’t make it seem as though PSLE is everything.

Don’t make it seem as though all NT and NA students mix with the wrong company. You’re just making a fool of yourself for being so shallow. What gives you the right to generalise, condemn and look down on people? Just because you think you’ve seen enough of the world? You think that just because a few of your NA friends went to boys’ home, all NT and NA students are bad. Stop acting like you know everything. Express student? So what? If you’re really soooo bloooody clever you’d be in the Special stream now. Anyway I think you live on a mountain or something. Don’t tell me your school’s EXPRESS classes don’t have ah bengs. 

Everyone has a chance to make it in life. It’s a sad thing our lives are decided by academic achievements. I personally don’t agree with bloody streams and what-nots. It’s the reason why we have so many fucked up, ugly and egoistic creatures who think they have the right to look down on the lesser men. 

Bloody hell.

Ok. A few last words for you.

You are soooooooooooo sibei clever.  

*clap clap clap* 

You should be Singapore’s future minister for education.. infuse your wonderful moral values and sterotypical thinking into our future young Singaporeans’ minds. Tell them that they all must pia their asses off for PSLE so they won’t end up as chao ah bengs/ah lians. That will permanently rid Singapore of crimes and girls’ homes and boys’ homes… maybe you could even remove the juvenile court. I have lots of confidence in you, man.    

PS: I really didn’t give a damn about PSLE. Ask my mum what I was doing while preparing for PSLE.

Lots and lots of love,

From an incredibly pissed off WX.

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