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Hello world.

School was kinda fun today. Sinpong made the class laugh non-stop during english. Lol. Haha. Shan’t elaborate. If not Gabs is gonna say that my blog contains only angsty and gossipy posts.  (Like wth la!? Since when do I gossip in my blog?!?! Haha. I thought the definition of “gossip” is “talking about people’s affairs” or something like that? Haha and I don’t talk about other’s affairs in my blog. Perhaps I should start talkin about Gab’s girlfriend from his hometown in China).

Oh and….

Congrats to MEIYUNN for winning the cash award!

XD 

Sometimes I wish I have brothers instead of sisters.. yeahh in case if you didn’t know, I have two elder sisters and they’re much older than me and sometimes I feel veryyy lonely cuz I don’t know what to say to them (yeah I’m the accidental baby). Wish I have a lil brother to boss around. I’ve this feeling that my dad wants to have a son too (so that he’d have someone to watch EPL with). Haha. Too bad…   :S

Gtg mug… Thet and I promised each other to get our names on TMS’s top scorers list. Muahahahahaha.  Haha. I CAN DO IT! WE CAN DO IT! XD    

LOVE,

WX

Time for a reality check.

I feel like I just had a hangover. Argh.

Oh and…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA! I LOVE YOU ALWAYS!

Anyway, the first day of school was so surreal. Haha. Things are different… so different that you realise you need to get a reality check and you need to tell yourself that some things are truly gone and you shouldn’t even try to get it back cuz you can’t.  

And haha… I went to get a class manager badge from Mr Sara cuz I lost mine and he actually SMILED at me. He didn’t even scold me! HAHAHA. First time ever, man! I guess it’s cuz I looked and seemed like a veryyy good student that day…so I’ve decided that I’m gonna pin my fringe up the whole year! HAHAHAHA.

Went to school yesterday for CCA orientation. Haha. It was kinda… lame. =.=  Choir is so screwed up. Urgh.

LOVE,

WX

D: I think you should just go on and live your life… like the way you always did. I’ve long given up on this friendship bullshit. Just stop whatever you’re trying to do, dude. Who do you think you are? Messiah? Mother Theresa?  Y’know what? Stop playing! This is MY life…. You’re not playing The Sims, dude! I’m not a PC game! Anyway since you’re so free, why don’t you go and kill mushrooms in maple story or something. Urgh.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Went to attend a relative’s wedding yesterday. Freak. I didn’t know anybody! It was so WEIRD. Mind you.. I didn’t even know the bride and groom. Luckily Nana and Keefe went too (or else I would’ve died). Hahaha. Anyway we were more interested in the food than the bride and groom. HAHA.

Sat between Nana and Keefe… We were soooo bored. And sooooo hungryy. And we started making fun of the waiter (or rather, I started making fun of him).

Me: Walao eh Keefe.. I think the waiter don’t like me sia. He refilled Nana’s glass thrice and he didn’t even refill mine once! See la… pretty girls get better treatment.

(NOTE: I was drinking sprite, Nana was drinking orange juice, and Keefe was drinking wine) 

Keefe: No one forced you to drink sprite!

Anyway… I think the waiter heard me complaining and he came over with a jug of orange juice, refilled Nana’s glass, and poured me a glass of orange juice (LOL)…

Keefe: Ahem…erm… are you drinking plain water or sprite?

Me: SPRITE!

Waiter: (panics and rushes off to get me a glass of sprite)

HAHAHA. The three of us laughed like mad.

Anyway I had a friggin nightmare last night. Friggin scary. It was like having a nightmare in a nightmare. Dunno how to explain. HAHA. The scary thing about the dream was…. I actually “went to sleep” in my dream. I “sleepwalked” in my dream and I went to “play” Moonlight Sonata First Movement on my piano in the dream and was “woken up by the sound of the piano” in the dream. Freak! Moonlight Sonata is creepy! Haha. Weirdest dream I’ve ever had! Prolly dreamt of it cuz I’ve been listening to Moonlight Sonata. HAHA. Weird.

 

LOVE,

WX

Deck the halls!

“Merry Christmas” can be said in manyyyy ways!

For e.g, “Merri Kurismas” (Jap), “Happy Holidays” (North American? Haha. Dunno which idiot in the states said that it’s offensive to say “Merry Christmas” to people who are not christians so they came up with “Happy Holidays”), and of course, “Sheng dan kuai le!” (Mandarin, duh) Muahahaha.

Okay enough of my crapping… I just wanted to say…

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!!

Woooooots! TURN ON THE DOGMAEOW XMAS KARAOKE BOX! C’mon. I know you wanna sing “Last Christmas” even though you dunno the lyrics. HAHAHA.

I’m so highhhhhhh. Cuz I just had Spaghetti Carbonara. Yummmmmmm. This is what I love about Christmas. Lots of yummmmmmmmmmmy stuff, even in the morning.  

Anyway I spent yesterday baking chocolate cupcakes!!!

 

I dunno why there are cracks in the cupcakes, but they’re still yummmmy anyway. =)

Have fun, people! Tis’ the season to be jolly!

LOVE,

WX

Never never land

For my dearest bestf.

Woman, forget about that jerk. Chuck him into Neverland. *cackles*

My Neverland.. is not Peter Pan’s paradise. And neither is it the theme park built by that ugly bleached man called M. Jackson.

My Neverland is like Singapore’s Island Semakau! All the garbage end up there!

But in this case, my Neverland is a landfill for all the shitty men! JERKS! BASTARDS!    

Round them up! Put them all in Neverland! And they will….

NEVER NEVER NEVER TRY TO TOY WITH A GIRL’S FEELINGS EVER AGAIN.

Ouh kay lah… My Neverland does not exist in reality. HAHAHAHA.

But anyway, woman, send him to my NEVERLAND!  

NEVER ever trust him again (What’s the point? He did this so many times).

NEVER ever talk to him (What’s the point? He doesn’t mean what he says, anyway) 

NEVER ever look at his photos again (What’s the point? He’s not Keanu Reeves or Robert Pattinson.)   

NEVER reply his sms/calls (What’s the point? Don’t waste your money. $$$)

NEVER accept his gifts (What’s the point? Rmb, he got the same thing for someone else)  

NEVER ever get too upset over it (What’s the point? He doesn’t know and he doesn’t care! And don’t get too upset cuz you’ll make me sad too   …) 

NEVER look back. (Don’t make the same mistake again)

Bring him to my NEVERLAND! And we can all move on!

Go girl. We can make it together! UNLOCK NEVERLAND!!!! 

 

LOVE,

Peter Pan  WX

PSLE? I don’t care.

After having a heated argument with an obnoxious and rude S-O-A-B (mind you, I barely know him) who accused me of not caring about what happens in my life just because I said, “I didn’t give a damn about PSLE”,

I have decided to write this post and dedicate it to some sibei clever people, namely:

Those who think that they’re oh-so-clever just because they did well at PSLE.  

Those who think that PSLE is everything.

Those who think that PSLE decides your life.

Those who think they have the right to look down on people because they did well at PSLE. 

You know what?

I suggest that you book an appointment with the neurologist because your brain’s so fucked up I don’t think you know what you’re saying. And didn’t your mum teach you not to look down on people?

PSLE does not decide how your life would turn out to be. It tells you which school and which stream you’re going to but it doesn’t decide whether you’d become a regular 9 to 5 office worker or a doctor or whatever. Don’t make it seem as though PSLE is everything.

Don’t make it seem as though all NT and NA students mix with the wrong company. You’re just making a fool of yourself for being so shallow. What gives you the right to generalise, condemn and look down on people? Just because you think you’ve seen enough of the world? You think that just because a few of your NA friends went to boys’ home, all NT and NA students are bad. Stop acting like you know everything. Express student? So what? If you’re really soooo bloooody clever you’d be in the Special stream now. Anyway I think you live on a mountain or something. Don’t tell me your school’s EXPRESS classes don’t have ah bengs. 

Everyone has a chance to make it in life. It’s a sad thing our lives are decided by academic achievements. I personally don’t agree with bloody streams and what-nots. It’s the reason why we have so many fucked up, ugly and egoistic creatures who think they have the right to look down on the lesser men. 

Bloody hell.

Ok. A few last words for you.

You are soooooooooooo sibei clever.  

*clap clap clap* 

You should be Singapore’s future minister for education.. infuse your wonderful moral values and sterotypical thinking into our future young Singaporeans’ minds. Tell them that they all must pia their asses off for PSLE so they won’t end up as chao ah bengs/ah lians. That will permanently rid Singapore of crimes and girls’ homes and boys’ homes… maybe you could even remove the juvenile court. I have lots of confidence in you, man.    

PS: I really didn’t give a damn about PSLE. Ask my mum what I was doing while preparing for PSLE.

Lots and lots of love,

From an incredibly pissed off WX.

Cough cough cough!

Hello people. I’m still sick.

Been sick for a week! I lost 2kg this week… And I’m not dieting. Just can’t eat cuz I’m sick. =(

 But don’t worry. I still have my baby fats. You can still poke and pinch my cheeks. HAHAHA.  

Oh dear. And I still have 28 more jian baos. =.=   *curses LCS* Damn it.

Been resting this whole week… ‘cept for yesterday. Went to watch some circus show yesterday with my family. Yikes. Was in the first row. Heex. Didn’t really enjoy it cuz I was feeling like shiate.

 Oooh yeah. I MISS SENIOR RHYA COHORT 5!

Class chalet tomorrow! Sad… won’t be able to eat anything. =(

 

Love,

WX

AHAHAHHAHAA

OMG LA. CAN’T BELIEVE IT MAN.

My elder sis and her boyfriend talks to stuffed toys. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT! WHAT THE HELL RIGHT?!! OMG I CAN’T STAND IT. THE GUY TALKS TO STUFFED TOYS! HAHAHAHA. And my sister’s fucking pillow can TALK. OMG OMG. She talks to her boyf using her fucking pillow! OMG!!!!!!

OMG LAH. HAHAHAHAHA. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. IT’S THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER EVER SEEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Ooops. I’m so evil.  

LOVE,

WX

BRA SHOP!

OMG LAH. Haha. I just came back from White Sands. Went to meet my mum… and guess who I bumped into.. DARIUS! LOLOLOLOL. I didn’t notice him at first… then he suddenly called out to me….  

Darius: WEIXUAN!!

Me and Mum: EH?!

Darius: (Looks around and realises it’s a BRA SHOP) Er… Hi aunty!  *paiseh…walks away*

LMAO LA. Mum and I laughed like siao… HAHAHA. Got an sms from him on the way home and I laughed like mad luh.

HAHAHA. Sibei funny lorhs! XD

Garb again.

IS ANYONE INTERESTED TO GO CAROLLING THIS CHRISTMAS?!

Haha.. Just asking luhs. We can donate the proceeds to SPCA! ^_^

Ahhh! I wanna watch Madagascar 2! I watched the first movie 5 times on DVD! LMAO. Sad luh. I’m stuck and grounded at home. And I still have 29 jianbaos and 2 book reviews! So sian lorh. @#$@%!@#  Slap LCS lah. She lives near me… and I’m a lil tempted to transfer a few pesky pests (for eg xiao qiang luh, and tt super fat lizard up there) from my house to her house. HAW HAW HAW!

Anyway, my dad is a complete nutter.. he thinks we should exercise everyday…

Dad: You having holiday now? Then you should go gym everyday..

Me: Huh… but I just went today.

How ironical…. He’s the one with the super huge potbelly!  

Aiya. Gonna chiong jianbao now!

Meiyunn: Sorry girl… I didn’t mean to sound hostile or anything. Was having some probs. Hope you understand.

Thet: Don’t worry lah! You’re not having any disease/cancer/whatever! I feel like fainting sometimes too! Maybe you’re just too tired! Or maybe you have low blood sugar or something. YOU WATCH TOO MUCH KOREAN SOAP OPERAS LE LA!!!! DON’T LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD!!! HAHA.

Love,

WX